The Dreamer's Newest PSA

So, here's the newest Public Service Announcement. OK, first an apology for not writing too much...lots going on in Katie's world, but because I refuse to make this somewhere to stalk me out...I will not be using this blog as an "online diary"...so, readers, my point - sorry I havent been on here lately. NOW, to the PSA. Splitting a 5th of vodka and getting on a tube behind a speeding boat with another drunk person is not the best plan.

It is almost like one of those Mastercard commercials...5th of Vodka - $10. Speedboat's gas - $ 20. Choosing to ride double on a single tube after consuming too much alcohol and getting a concussion...Priceless. Not good. That's what happened though...So, kids...don't drink too much and think it is a clever idea to double tube behind a boat. See the picture, that's us. I won, her head broke open. We both got the concussions, but my head is harder apparently...no jokes required. That's also us after getting the head injuries and drinking 3 jager shots each. I know, I just get smarter and smarter as this blog goes on. I never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed. I am the dullest tool who has learned a lesson the hard way at 26 years old. The solution, you ask?
Heather got a helmet for the second day. And, we didnt drink. I dont know that we could have if we wanted to. It was a good time overall. My head is still hurting and there are black bruises in places that just arent normal, but we will make it. Our mother's arent sure that our antics are the best idea when combined, but I would like to go ahead and make the announcement that Heather is officially titled in my life. She is this dreamer's Partner In Crime. Or PIC as we shall now call her. Wouldnt have it any other way.

Eat your green beans, kids...it puts hair on your chest. (Why did that seem appealling when I was a kid??...I am a GIRL for GOODNESS SAKE!) Peace out...have a good Monday/week.