Panera Should have a Warning Label

Princess has told me several times about old people targetting her at Panera to ramble on and on. Yesterday, I experienced this first hand. It was my lunch break yesterday, the place - Panera. The setting, me in a booth, alone with a book. An old, old man walked up and wanted first to talk about my book. He wanted all of the details of my book, but because I was on chapter 2 and didnt know any, I tried to end the conversation there. So, intentlly trying to read, he didnt get the hint. I heard about how the JFK aircraft carrier was going to be shut down because Naval Officers did not maintain it properly. Then, he decided instead of it being because of the officers, it was because "that ASSSSSSSS Bush" wants an aircraft carrier named the George Bush. FINALLY, my buzzer goes off for my food. I thought this was my saving grace. I came back to the table, learned that he was happy I was eating turkey not pork. He said that pork would make me ugly. Then, he wanted to explain that if "that PRYYYYY-meeeer" from Israel dies, we are going to war and we dont need a carrier named "George Bush". Finally, he asks me if I have ever studied the Bible. Being raised in the church, I say yes. But, this means I am getting questioned. He asks "What did Jesus prophesize?" Then he went on and on about plagues, natural disasters, and the end of the world. It finally ended with him having an appointment to go to. It was awful. So, this is a public service announcement...BEWARE of going to Panera alone. :) Wow...