Idol News Flash

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Good news and bad news... I have an excellent Idol review for today. Bad news, I forgot my notes at home and I am at work. I will tell you that Gomez and I have BIG news on Ben - the inventor of the Cosmic Coaster that you have to strategically place your cup in and that Simon told he was worthless. This is the gentleman that said his intellect is intimidating and he is a triple threat. He's a singer, actor, artist and dancer...that's 4 things...that would make his a quaduple threat. He's right - his intellect is intimidating. My other favorite reject from last night was the special fella that calls himself "Flawless", he said he came up with that from inside his head. He also informed us that his clothes were comfortable and lingering. Gomez thinks he learned the word lingering this week and was determined to use it. He didnt hit the mark, but God love him, he tried. He also is the orantpreneuer. He has a house cleaning business that "leaves your house and FOOD smelling like paradise." He said that is a tongue twister and that is how he wanted it. This is also the fella that said that he gets confused on his age because each year that goes by it gets more confusing to remember. He's 25. Enough said. So far, I am doing okay with out my notes. The cowboy from Wyoming who had never been in public and he said that when he started to sing at home, the turkey just started a-gobblin along with him. He only sings in front of a TURKEY. WHAT??? No wonder he didnt know the ALTON John song, HE DOESNT HAVE ELECTRICITY - ok I made that up, but it is possible.

I do want to touch on 2 more Idol contestants from last night. Both made it through to the next round. The first I would like to immediately declare as my American Idol for this season. I am going to be bold and declare the winner now. It is that chick with the curly hair that was "one of the kids to watch", I dont remember her name, but she is my winner. For real.

OK the final person I want to touch on, and this is TOTALLY not a joke, is Rochelle Elaine or WHATEVER her name was. Again, I dont have my notes. Either way, the chick's real name has 15 letters, that I do remember. She is the one who claimed to be homeless...evicted once on her own, and is living with her cousin now and will be evicted again soon...according to her. An observation - she has AT LEAST 15 people there with her in DENVER. She is from KANSAS. Each person had a custom made shirt on with a letter of her name. If each shirt was even a modest $5, that's $75 towards her rent. AND, then there is the cost of getting all of those people and her to Denver. I am thinking this was probably not a day trip either. SO, as I am seeing it, there are 2 options. Either 1, Ms. Thing overexaggerated her situation and is not as bad off as she wanted America to believe and is looking for the sympathy vote OR 2, her family is only supportive of themselves and wanting to be on TV and want her to be homeless. The money spent to be in Idol could have helped her keep this apparently soon to be gone roof over her head. I am voting on option 1! Stop crying if all is fine!!!!!!!!!

Ok. That is all I can do with no notes! PLEASE know that Gomez and I will be gathering our information and photographic evidence for Ben the Cosmic Coaster Intellectual and I will report ASAP.