The Dreamer's First Idol Review

EWWWWW OOOO OOOOOOOOO. (That's my attempt for the theme music)
Another season of Idol has begun. I would like to first pay tribute to last year's favorite, Mary Roach. See picture to right. She sang a special rendition of Proud Mary. So, here's to you Mary Roach, the inspiration for this year's talent...like Derek Dupree. He starts with telling us he is an optimist with passion running through his veins. Mr. Dupree can sing 3 pitches, bass, medium, and semi-high, depending on the song assigned. His first audition was a medely that he created...including "IT'S NIGEL, IT'S NIGEL, IT'S NIGEL". SO, it got better when he started his second audition with "Sallllllly in the bathroom stall..." WHAT?? Bless his heart. Classic Simon quotes from last night, "Shave your beard and put on a dress because I think you'd make a great female impersonator." "It's the most strange look make up tan I have ever seen." "Basically what she's saying is you would make a good rat." "You sing like an auntie (onteee in his accent). Like, when you were growing up and your auntie used to sing very badly after lunchtime."

My favorite singers last night were the following: The Blue Moon girl who got all messed up and added some Christina Aguilera then went back to Blue Moon. The chick who thought it was a good idea to sing The Humpty Dance. The Sinatra guy who did CAReoke and then said that he would try out for American Seacrest to be the host if this didnt work...Can he do that? NO. The girl that showed cattle and Simon asked her if she was judged with the cow. The deputy who sang about the sheriff getting shot when it should have been the deputeeeeeeee. And finally, if anyone has seen Something About Mary, Magda's granddaughter tried out last night. Her leather face was crazy. Then Simon had her mom come in and we saw why she was beat down broke down. This is my wrap for now. Tonight, there is a guy who will claim to be an Orangeprenuer. Interesting. Gomez, my roommate from college...also known as Robin...and I speak during every commercial. When discussing my review writing she had a quote herself, "I would like to use these phrases in our every day vernacular." I love people who use big words. Stay tuned for my other random Idol reviews. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!