2nd Tale from this Dreamer

So, I went to Cracker Barrell for dinner tonight. The chick spoke with a British accent. She claimed that she just chose to have it when she was a kid and that she is from Jacksonville. WHAT? or Whuuuut? However you write it with an accent. I told her she was like Madonna, not from there, but wants to be. Why can't people just be happy in their own skin?